HEAVY BAGS INC.

SESSION OPEN · DOWN BAD SINCE THE TOP

WELCOME TO
HEAVY BAGS INC.

A meme company built for everyone who bought the top, watched the chart turn red, and decided to call it a long-term strategy.

“Your bags are heavy. Your conviction is heavier.”

JOIN THE BAGHOLDER CLUB
MARKET MOOD
EXTREMELY HEAVY
PORTFOLIO STATUS
“JUST ONE MORE CANDLE”
BAGHOLDER TERMINAL
$HEAVYBAGS / SOL Live on Pump.fun · chart is decorative
HEAVY
DECORATIVE CHART · NOT PRICE DATA
Bag weight∞ kg
Analyst ratingHOLD (FOREVER)
Exit strategy404 not found

$HEAVYBAGS CONTRACT ADDRESS

SOON ON PUMP.FUN

Contract address will be posted here after launch. Only trust the address shown on this page.

// MODULE 01

BAGHOLDER TERMINAL

Our proprietary dashboard for measuring emotional damage. Bag weight, mood and conviction are satirical readings, not market data. Real on-chain numbers are added here as data feeds are connected.

Data source: none yet · waiting for launch.

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HEAVY BAGS TERMINAL — TOOLS

Free, read-only tools for the community. No signatures, no transactions, no deposits. If a future feature ever needs a transaction, we will explain exactly what it does before asking for approval.

AVAILABLE NOW works today, in your browser PLANNED not built yet

Wallet-based Bag Score

AVAILABLE NOW · BETA

Connect a Solana wallet in read-only mode (or paste any public address) and get a humorous Bag Score. We only read public data. No signature, no transaction.

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How the score is calculated (public rules)
  • Base: 10 points for showing up.
  • Token clutter: +3 per SPL token account in the wallet (max +45). More bags, more weight.
  • Dust detector: +15 if the SOL balance is under 0.05 SOL (“gas money only”).
  • Liquid & calm: −10 if the SOL balance is over 10 SOL (suspiciously not heavy).
  • Official bag: +20 if the wallet holds any official $HEAVYBAGS. Amount doesn't matter — this is not a reason to buy.
  • Score is capped at 100. It's a joke metric. It says nothing about your finances and is not advice.

Shareable Bag Report

AVAILABLE NOW

Generate a Bag Report card, download it, and post it on X. Works with or without a Bag Score.

Sharing opens X with pre-filled text. Attach the downloaded image yourself — nothing is uploaded by this site.

Bagholder Leaderboard

PLANNED · LOCAL PREVIEW

An opt-in community board based on the public Bag Score rules. The shared version is not live yet — this preview only stores entries in your own browser.

⚠ Public blockchain addresses can be seen by anyone. Use a nickname, and only submit if you're fine with that. We never show personal information.

Get a Bag Score first to add an entry.

    Paper Trading Challenge

    PREVIEW

    Predict the next candle on a randomly generated, fictional chart. Points are fictional, have no monetary value and win nothing. No real money, no prizes.

    Fictional points0
    Streak0
    Last call—

    Make a call. The intern is also guessing.

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    WHERE THE CREATOR FEES GO

    Creator fees received by the project may help fund development and community activity, according to Pump.fun's rules and conditions in force at the time. Below is a proposed allocation, subject to official confirmation and publication by the project.

    PROPOSED

      No fees are claimed here as received, reserved, distributed or on-chain. No buybacks, price support, yield, dividends or returns are promised.

      Creator Fees Transparency Log

      DateAmount receivedDestinationProof

      // INVESTOR RELATIONS

      OUR PROVEN STRATEGY

      Proven to whom? Unclear. These are jokes, not trading recommendations.

      01
      Buy high. Hold heavy.
      02
      Every dip is a team-building exercise.
      03
      We don’t provide financial advice. We provide emotional support for heavy bags.
      04
      Our analysts are a bull, a bear, and one very confused intern.
      The BullRating: “up only”
      The BearRating: “told you so”
      The InternRating: “what's a candle”

      // HR DEPARTMENT

      BAGHOLDER CLUB

      No one carries a heavy bag alone.

      Join the TelegramGroup therapy, daily. Follow on XMarket commentary (unqualified). Share your Bag ReportShow the world how heavy it is.

      // SUPPORT DESK

      FAQ

      What is Heavy Bags Inc.?

      A meme coin and satirical community inspired by traders who ended up holding heavy bags. It's a joke company — there's no actual company, office, or analyst team (sadly, including the intern).

      Is $HEAVYBAGS a stock or an investment product?

      No. It's a community entertainment token. It does not represent ownership in a company, a stock, a brokerage account or any financial product.

      Where can I find the contract address?

      The official address is shown in full at the top of this page (D6Lk…pump on Pump.fun). Any other address claiming to be $HEAVYBAGS is not ours.

      Will the project promise profits or rewards?

      No. The project does not promise appreciation, profit, income or financial rewards of any kind.

      What are creator fees used for?

      The plan is to publish a transparent allocation for development, community activities and operating expenses. Reports will only ever show real amounts and real transactions.

      Does the Bag Score need my signature?

      No. It only reads public on-chain data for an address. No signature, no transaction, no approval.